1FTR One For The Road
3CG Three Car Garage
24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
A/S Age/Sex
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location
ASL Age/Sex/Location
AA Adios Amigo
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AATk Always At The Keyboard
ABT About
ACD Alt Control Delete
ACK Acknowledged
ACRONYM Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Recall
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
AFAYK As Far As You Know
AFB Away From Brain
AFC Away From Computer
AFCPS Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA A Few Days Ago
AFDB A Few Days Back
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFTP Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AI As If! OR Artificial Intelligence
AIH As It Happens
AIIC As If I Care
AIR As I Recall
AIS As I Said
AISB As I Said Before
AISI As I See It
AIUI As I Understand It
AIW As It Was OR As It Were
AKA Also Known As
ALA As Long As
ALAP As Late As Possible
AMAP As Many As Possible
AMF Adios My Friend OR All My Fault
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AML All My Love
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
ANSI American National Standards Institute
AOL America On-Line OR Always Online
APAC All Praise And Credit
ARE Acronym-Rich Environment
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASF And So Forth
ASO And So On
ATB All The Best
ATM Automatic Teller Machine OR At The Moment
ATSL Along The Same Line
ATTN Attention
ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby
AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AWS As We Speak
AWYR Awaiting Your Reply
AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYF All Your Fault
AYK As You Know
AYOR At Your Own Risk
AYPI And Your Point Is
AYT Are You There?
B/C Because
B2U Back To You
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BAB Build A Bridge
BAC By Any Chance OR Back At Computer
BAD Bad As Designed
BAF Brain Already Fried
BAIC Boy, Am I Confused
BAK Back At Keyboard
BANANA Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAS Big Ass Smile
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BB Be Back
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBL Be Back Later
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS Be Back Soon
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBW Big Beautiful Women
BC Because
BCC Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU Be Seeing You
BEG Big Evil Grin
BF Boyfriend
BFBI Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFFL Best Friends For Life
BFI Brute Force and Ignorance
BFMI Brute Force and MAssive Ignorance
BFN Bye For Now
BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG Big Grin
BGUTI Better Get Used To It
BH Better Half
BIC Back In Character OR Best In ClAss
BICBW But I Could Be Wrong
BIL Brother In Law
BION Believe It Or Not
BITD Beaten It To Death
BK Because
BKA Better Known As
BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor
BLT Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
BLTN Better Late Than Never
BM Bite Me
BMB Bite My Butt
BMOC Big Man On Campus
BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF Big Name Fan
BNI Batteries Not Included
BOC But Of Course
BOF Boring Old Fart OR Birds Of A Feather
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOL Best Of Luck
BOS Big Orange Switch
BOT Back On Topic
BOTE Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB Be Right Back
BRBGTGP Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS Best Regards
BRS Big Red Switch
BS Big Smile OR Bull $#!*
BSF But Seriously Folks
BSG Big Smiling Grin OR Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSOD Blue Screen Of Death
BST But Seriously Though
BTA But Then Again
BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTC Biting The Carpet
BTDT Been There, Done That
BTFT Been There Fixed That
BTHOM Beats The Hell Out of Me!
BTK Back To Keyboard
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead
BTU Back To You
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BTY Back To You
BUAF Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BUAG Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BUGS Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BWDIK But What Do I Know
BWFH Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK Big Wet Kiss
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT But You Knew That
BYKTA But You Knew That Already
BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle OR Bring Your Own Booze
BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C Cool OR See
C&G Chuckle and Grin
C/O In Care Of
C4N Ciao For Now
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CATCH Come Again? That Can't Help!
CB Call Back
CBL Come Back Later
CC Carbon Copy
CE Creative Editing
CFD Call For Discussion
CFV Call For Votes
CIC Christ, I'm Confused
CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID Crying In Disgrace
CIO Cut It Out
CIS Computer Information System
CLAB Crying Like A Baby
CLI Command Line Interface
CLM Career Limiting Move
CLOAKA Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNG Chuckle And Grin
CNP Continued In Next Post
CO Conference
COB Close Of Business
COBOL Programming Language
COD Cash On Delivery
COI Come On In
COO Come On Over
COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing
CP Chat Post, Copy Protection, Child Protection
CPF Can Pigs Fly?
CRAFT Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
CRPG Character Role Playing Game OR Computer Role Playing Game
CRS Can't Remember $#!*
CS Cop Shop
CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSS Can't Stop Smiling
CSW Can't See Why
CSY Can't Stop Yawning
CTTD Cute Things They Do
CTTS Cute Things They Say
CU See You
CU2 See You, Too
CUA Commonly Used Acronym OR Common User Access
CUIAL See You In Another Life
CUIC See You In Church
CUL Catch You Later OR See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUL8TR See You Later
CUS See You Soon
CW Complete Wank
CWYL Chat With You Later
CYA Cover Your Ass OR See You
CYAL8R See You Later
CYL See You Later
CYM Check Your Mail
CYPUWIPD Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
D&C Duck And Cover
D/L DownLoad OR Down Low
DAP Parents Against Dyslexia
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA Doing Business As
DBAI Designed By An Idiot
DBN Doing Business, Not
DD Dreaded Disease, Dear Daughter, Darling Daughter
DEC Do Expect Cut
DEGT Don't Even Go There
DEU Dumb End User
DFU Don't Forget Units
DGT Don't Go There
DH Dick Head
DIIK *&^%ed If I Know
DIIN *&^%ed If I Know
DIL Daughter In Law
DINK Double Income, No Kids
DIY Do It Yourself
DK Don't Know
DKU Drop Kick Ugly
DL Download
DLG Devilish Little Grin
DLN Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY Don't Let The Door Hit You Where The Good Lord Split You
DMML Don't Make Me Laugh
DNA Did Not Answer
DOA Dead On Arrival OR Dead or Alive
DOB Day Of Birth
DOM Dirty Old Man
DOS Disk Operating System
DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms
DSH Desperately Seeking Help
DTD Document Type Definition
DTHT Delighted To Hear That
DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTP DeskTop Publishing
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DUCT Did You See That?
DUCWIC Do You See What I See?
DUK Dead Upon Keyboard
DW Don't Worry
DWAI Don't Worry About It
DWIM Do What I Mean
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWOL Drunk While On Line
DYE *&^% Your Eyes
DYHABF Do You Have A Boyfriend?
DYHAGF Do You Have A Girlfriend?
DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear?
DYJHI Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYSWIS Do You See What I See
DYT Don't You Think
DYTS Don't You Think So
E2EG Ear To Ear Grin
ECP Excessive Cross Posting
ED Emotionally Disturbed
EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person
EG Evil Grin
EGBOK Everything's Going To Be Okay
EGC Extremely Gruntled Customer
EDC Extremely Disgruntled Customer
EIF Exercise In Futility
EMML E-mail Me Later
EMP Excessive Multiple Posting OR Electro Magnetic Pulse
EMS E-Mail Shorthand
EMSG Email Message
ENQ Enquire
EOB End Of Business
EOD End Of Discussion
EOF End Of File
EOL End Of Lecture
EOM End Of Message
EOQ End Of Question/Quote
EOS End Of Show/Story
EOT End Of Thread/Transmission
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP Especially
ETA Estimated Time of Arrival
ETD Estimated Time of Departure
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
EZ Easy
F2F Flesh To Flesh OR Face To Face
FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access
FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FC Fingers Crossed
FCFS First Come, First Served
FCOL For Crying Out Loud
FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FF French Fry
FGS For Goodness' Sake
FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFO First In, First Out
FIL Father In Law
FIOFYF Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker
FISH First In, Still Here
FITB Fill In The Blank
FIWOBATLAAI Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FKMFATIFKYB French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Till It French Kisses You Back!
FMN Forget Me Not
FMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend
FOC Free Of Charge
FOCLMAO Fell Off Chair Laughing My Ass Off
FOD Finger Of Death
FOS Freedom Of Speech OR Full Of $#!*
FOT Full Of Tripe
FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FPS First Person Shooter, For Pete's Sake, Frames Per Second
FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRZ Fruiting Religious Zealot
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF Face To Face
FTL Faster Than Light
FTP File Transfer Protocol
FTS Fixing' To Start
FTTT From Time To Time
FU Follow-Up, Fucked Up, Future Use, Fuck You
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUP Follow Up
FUP2 Follow Up To
F'UP2 Follow Up To
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst
FUT Follow-Up To
FWIW For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk
FYE For Your Entertainment
FYEO For Your Eyes Only
FYG For Your Guidance
FYI For Your Information
G Grin
G1 Good One
G2G Got To Go
GA Go Ahead
GAC Get A Clue
GAFIA Get Away From It All
GAFM Get Away From Me
GAL Get A Life
GALL Get A Life, Loser
GAP Girls Against Pregnancy
GASP Go Away, Silly Person
GB God Bless
GBH Great Big Hug
GBH&K Great Big Hug & Kiss
GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GBKU God Bless and Keep You
GBTM Get Back To Me
GBY God Bless You
GC Garbage Collect
GD&H Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
GD&W Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GD&WVVF Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
GDNR Grinning, Ducking And Running
GDNRVVF Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GF Girlfriend
GFAK Go Fly A Kite
GFC Going For Coffee
GFN Gone For Now
GFR Grim File Reaper
GG Gotta Go, Go Girl, Good Game
GGC Goo Goo Cluster
GGG Giggle
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGP Gotta Go Pee
GH Getting Hard
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIRO Garbage In, Rubbish Out
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ Good Job
GL Good Luck
GLG Good Looking Girl
GLGH Good Luck And Good Hunting
GM Good Morning OR Got Milk
GMAB Give Me A Break
GMBO Giggling My Butt Off
GMT Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GN Good Night
GO Get Out
GOB Good'Ol Boy
GOI Get Over It
GOK God Only Knows
GOOH Get Out Of Here
GOOMF Get Out Of My Face
GOOML Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI Get On With It
GPF General Protection Fault
GPY Grumpy
GR Get Real
GR&D Grinning, Running, And Ducking
GR8 Great
GRUIT Get Real You Impudent Thing
GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
GTG Got To Go
GTH Go To Hell
GTP Gone To Pee
GTSY Glad To See You
GTTB Gee That's Too Bad
GUI Graphical User Interface
GW Getting Wet
GWATCDR God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
H Hug
H&K Hug(s) and Kiss(s)
H2 How To
HAB Hot Asian Babe
HABU Have A Better 'Un
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGU Have A Good 'Un
HAK Hugs and kisses
HAND Have A Nice Day
HB Hug Back
HCB Holy Cow, Batman!
HF Have Fun
HH Holding Hands
HHGTTG Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIB Have I Been
HIG How's it Going?
HIH Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIWTH Hate It When That Happens
HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HLV Hasta La Vista
HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby
HMP Help Me Please
HMT Here's My Try
HOMPR Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HORU How Old Are You
HP Home Page
HSIK How Should I Know
HSP Highly Sensitive Person
HTB Heavens To Betsy
HTFSIK How The Fuck Should I Know
HTH Happy To Help OR Hope That Helps
HTML Hyper Text Markup Language
HTSI Hope That Sinks In
HTTP HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA Heads Up Asshole
HUB Head Up Butt
HUF Horny Unattached Female
HUM Horny Unattached Male
HW Hardware
HWMBI He Who Must Be Ignored
HWUA Head Way Up Ass
IAAA I Am An Accountant
IAAL I Am A Lawyer
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAIYH It's All In Your Head
IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
IANYM In A New York Minute
IARTPFWTSIOWIM I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IASH I Am So Horny
IBB I'll Be Back
IBC Inadequate, But Cute
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I See
ICB I Care Because
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol
ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR I See You Are
ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know
ICYI In Case You're Interested
IDBI I Don't Believe It
IDBY I Don't Believe You
IDC I Don't Care
IDD Indeed
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDM It Doesn't Matter
IDMM It Doesn't Matter to Me
IDMTM It Doesn't Matter To Me
IDT I Don't Think
IDTS I Don't Think So
IDTT I'll Drink To That
IDU I Don't Understand
IE Internet Explorer
IFF If and only If
IGGNLTL I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
IGP I Gotta Pee
IGTP I Get The Point
IHATCFYB I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body!
IHTBS It Has To Be Shown
IHTG I Have To Go
IHYUWIM I Hope You Understand What I Mean
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IINM If I'm Not Mistaken
IIR If I Recall
IIRC If I Remember Correctly
IIWM If It Were Me/Mine
IJLS I Just Like Saying
IK I Know
ILI I Like Ike
ILIC I Laughed, I Cried
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard
ILIWTPCT I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
ILN It Looks Nice
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBATF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture
ILU I Love You
ILY I Love You
IM Instant Message
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO In My Biased Opinion
IMBW I May Be Wrong
IMCAO In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My Experience
IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion
IMHO In My Honest Opinion
IMMOR I Make My Own Rules
IMNSCO In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOBIHO In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion
IMOHO In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMS I Am Sorry OR I Must Say
IMU I Miss You
IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
INGSI I'm Not Gonna Say It
INL I'm Not Laughing
INPO In No Particular Order
INT I'll Never Tell
IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOU I Owe You
IOW In Other Words
IOWTBT I Only Want To Be Told
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRL In Real Life
IRMFI I Reply Merely For Information
IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One
ISAGN I See A Great Need
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
ISIRTA I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
ISO In Search Of
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember/Recall
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ITA I Totally Agree
ITAH Is There Anybody Here
ITD In The Dark
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITGLW&TCDR If The Good Lord's Willing and The Creek Don't Rise
ITRO In The Region Of
ITRW In The Real World
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITWSBT I Think We Should Be Told
ITYM I Think You Mean
IUIATT I Use It All The Time
IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her
IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IWBIWISI I Will Believe It When I See It
IWBN It Would Be Nice
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
IWBS I Was Being Stupid
IWIK I Wish I Knew
IWSN I Want Sex Now
IYD In Your Dreams
IYDM If You Don't Mind
IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYL If You Like
IYO In Your Opinion
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
IYW If You Wish
J/K Just Kidding
J4G Just For Grins
J4SAG Just For $#!* And Grins
J6P Joe 6-Pack
JAM Just A Minute/Moment
JANFU Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
JAS Just A Second
JASE Just Another System Error
JAWS Just Another Windows Shell
JFF Just For Fun
JFG Just For Grins
JFTR Just For The Record
JFYI Just For Your Information
JIC Just In Case
JK Just Kidding
JMO Just My Opinion
JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course
JPW Just Plain Weird
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know
K Kiss OR Okay
KB Kiss Back
KBD Keyboard
KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KDW Keep Digging, Watson
KEAH Kill Everyone After Hours
KHYF Know How You Feel
KIBO Knowledge In, *(&^%$*& Out
KIQ Keep It Quiet
KIS Keep It Simple
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch OR Keep It Together
KMYF Kiss Me You Fool
KOC Kiss On Cheek
KOL Kiss On Lips
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KUTGSAWYAD Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM Know What I Mean
KYHOOYA Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass
L Laugh
L2BS License To BS
L8R Later
L8R G8R Later 'Gater
LAN Local Area Network
LART Loser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LAY Looking At You
LDD La Dee Da
LG Let's Go
LHM Lord Help Me
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHU Lord Help Us
LIFER Lazy Incompetent Fucker Evading Responsibility
LIFO Last In First Out
LIRGAS Like I Really Give A $#!*
LIS Lost In Space
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LJBF Let's Just Be Friends
LLAL Laughing Like A Lunatic
LLAP Live Long And Prosper
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause!
LMA Leave Me Alone
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMAOROTF Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC Let Me See OR Lost My Connection
LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMK Let Me Know
LMS Let Me See
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat
LOA List Of Abbreviations/Acronyms OR Love On Arrival
LOIS Laughing On The Inside
LOL Laughing Out Loud OR Lots Of Love
LOLA Laughing Out Loud Again
LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On-Line OR Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LOML Light Of My Life
LOOL Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LOQ Laughing Out Quietly
LOWNBTD Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do
LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LSHMSH Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
LSHTTARDML Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSP Less Sensitive Person
LTBF Learn To Be Funny
LTIC Laughing Till I Cry
LTIP Laughing Till I Puke
LTNC Long Time, No See
LTNS Long Time No See
LTNT Long Time, No Type
LTR Later
LTS Laughing To Self
LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything
LU4E&A Love You For Ever And Always
LUB Laughing Under Breath
LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use
LUSER Loser User
LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart
LWR Launch When Ready
LY Love You
LYL Love You Lots
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYLY Love You and Leave You
LYMI Love You Mean It
LZ Loser!
M$ MicroSoft
M8 Mate
MAC Macintosh
MAYB Mad About You, Baby
MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MD More Dirt
MEG Mega Evil Grin
MFG More Friendly Garbage
MFTL My Favorite Toy Language
MGB May God Bless
MGD My Gameboy Died
MH Mostly Harmless
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC My Hard Drive Crashed
MHDC(A) My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MIASGB Make It A Short GoodBye
MIL Mother In Law
MIPS Meaningless Information Per Second
ML More Later
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MMF Make Money Fast
MMIF My Mouth Is Full
MOE Middle of Everywhere
MOF Male/Female? OR Matter Of Fact
MON Middle of Nowhere
MORF Male or Female?
MOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTH Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month
MOTM Member Of The Month
MOTO Master Of The Obvious
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MP My Pleasure
MPTY More Power To You
MS MicroSoft, More Of The Same, More $#!*
MSG Message
MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do
MSS Member of The Same Sex
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
MTF More To Follow
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MUD Multi User Domain
MUG Multi User Game
MUNG Mash Until No Good
MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
N/A Not Available, Not Acceptable, Not Applicable
N/M Never Mind
N1 Nice One
N2S Needless 2 Say
NADT Not A Darn Thing
NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know
NAGI Not A Good Idea
NAHM Not A Happy Man
NAHW Not A Happy Woman
NAJASC Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer
NAJASCYYY Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda
NAK Not Acknowledged
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAYYY Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda
NB Nota Bene
NBD No Big Deal
NBL Not Bloody Likely
NBTD Nothing Better To Do
NC No Comment
NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement
NE1 Anyone
NEM Nothing Else Matters
NERD National Establishment For Real Dorks
NG No Good
NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her
NHTOB Never Heard That One Before
NIAA No Idea At All
NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC No I Don't Want To Chat
NIFOC Nude In Front Of Computer
NIH Not Invented Here
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIME Not In My Experience
NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard Either
NIMTO Not In My Term Of Office
NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out
NIT Not In Therapy
NITS Nervous In The Service
NK New Kid
NLI Not Logged In
NM Not Much OR Never Mind
NMI No Middle Initial
NMJ Not My Job
NMN No Middle Name
NN Night-Night
NNTP Network News Transfer Protocol
NONYA None Ya Business
NOPE Not On Planet Earth
NORWICH Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOYB None Of Your Business
NP No Problem
NPAA No Problem At All
NPF No Problem Found
NPLU Not People Like Us
NPNG No Pain No Gain
NQA No Questions Asked
NQOS Not Quite Our Sort
NQWI Not Quite With It
NRN No Reply Necessary
NSS No $#!*, Sherlock
NT No Text
NTDW Nothing To Do With
NTDWI Nothing To Do With It
NTG Not Too Good
NTH No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTK Need To Know OR Nice To Know
NTL Nevertheless OR Nonetheless
NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTTFLS Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NUI Network User Identification
NW Next Week OR No Way
NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It
NYM New York Minute
NYP Not Your Problem
O Over
OAO Over And Out
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OB OBligatory
OBE Overcome By Events
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OD Oh Dear OR Overdose
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer
OFS One Finger Salute
OIC Oh, I See
OJ Only Joking OR Orange Juice
OL Old Lady
OM Old Man
OMDB Over My Dead Body
OMFG Oh My Fucking God
OMG Oh My God
OMKC On My Knees Crying
OMKP On My Knees Praying
OMW On My Way
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again
OO Over And Out
OOC Out Of Character
OOI Out Of Interest
OOP Out Of Production
OOS Out Of Sight
OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOT Out Of Town
OOTB Out Of The Box
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment
OP Original Poster
OPL Obvious Panty Line
ORN Oh Really now
OS Operating System
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too
OSIF Oh $#!*, I Forgot
OSIM Oh Shoot It's Monday
OSLT Or Something Like That
OSOM Out of Sight Out of Mind
OSU Officially Sanctioned User
OT Off Topic OR On Topic
OT1H On The One Hand
OTBE Over Taken By Events
OTC Over The Counter
OTD Out The Door
OTF On The Floor OR On The Phone
OTK Over The Knee
OTL Out To Lunch
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTOS On The Other Side
OTT Over The Top
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OTTOMHAROO Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTTOMHAROOB Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTW On The Way
OUSU Oh, You Shut Up!
OW Oh Well
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
OYKKAA On Your Knees Kissing Ass Again
OYW On Your Way
PABG Pack A Big Gun
PAW Parents Are Watching
PBD Programmer Brain Damage
PBM Play By Mail (Games)
PCB Please Call Back
PCMCIA Personal Computer Memory Card International Association
PCO Please Carry On
PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PD Public Domain
PDA Public Display of Affection
PDE Puppy Dog Eyed
PDN Public Data Network
PDQ Pretty Dam Quick
PDS Please Don't Shoot
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing
PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
PFM Pure Fucking Magic
PG Pretty Good
PGY Post Graduate Year
PHA Perfectly Hopeless Ass
PHB Pointy Haired Boss
PHD Piled Higher And Deeper OR Push Here Dummy
PIMP Pee In My Pants
PITA Pain In The Ass
PITBY Put It In Their Back Yard
PKB Pot, Kettle, Black!
PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
PLMK Please Let Me Know
PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok?
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS Please
PLUR Peace Love Unity Respect
PM Private/Personal Message/Mail
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMETC Pardon Me Etc
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PML Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP Peed/Peeing My Pants
PMS Pretty Much Sucks
PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A *&^%
PMYMHMMFSWGAS Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A $#!*
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
POC Peeping Other Chatters OR Prisoner Of Chat
POD Piece Of Data
POETS Piss Off Early/Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday
POITS Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday
POM Phase Of The Moon
POP Point Of Presence OR Post Office Protocol
POQ Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back!
POS Piece Of $#!* OR Person Over Shoulder
POTC Peck On The Cheek
POV Point Of View
PPL People
PPN Programmer Project Number
PPP Petty Pet Peeve OR Point To Point Protocol
PPPP Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position
PPPPPT Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PS Postscript, Pit Stop, Playstation
PS2 Playstation 2
PT Physical Training
PTB Powers That Be
PTL Praise the Lord
PTM Please Tell Me
PTMM Please Tell Me More
PTO Patent And Trademark Office OR Please Turn Over
PYS Pack Your Stuff
Q&A Questions & Answers
QDPSH Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
QDSM Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QED Quite Easily Done
QRT Quit Receiving/Transmitting
QSL Reply
QSO Conversation
QT Cutie/Quiet
R Are
RA Research Assistant OR Resident Assistant
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAK Random Act Of Kindness
RAW Rules As Written
RBS Really Big Screen
RE Regarding
REMF Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers
RFC Request For Comments
RFD Request For Discussion
RFI Request For Information
RFT Request For Thinking
RGDS Regards
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RIP Rest In Peace
RL Real Life
RLCO Real Life Conference
RMA Return Merchandise Authorization
RNA Ring, No Answer
ROFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLABAOTP Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROFLAHMS Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROFLAHMSL Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
ROFLASC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLASTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLBSAOTP Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROFLBTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROFLBTCUTS Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROFLGO Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLHOLCBF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROFLHOLCCF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROFLHOLCDF Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLMAOAPMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOAY Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROFLMAOOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud
ROFLMAOPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWTIME Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLMBO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROFLMHO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLOLPIMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROFLOLVH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROFLSHIPMP Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROFLSTC Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROFLTC Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue
ROFLUTS Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROFLWMK Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers
ROFPML Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
ROFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLABAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROTFLACGU Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up
ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLAPMP Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFASTC Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBSAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROTFLBTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCASTC Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLHOLCBF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROTFLHOLCCF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROTFLHOLCDF Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOAY Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROTFLMAOPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWTIME Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFLMBO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLMTO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLSHIPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROTFLSTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROTFLSTCIIHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLTC Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTM Right On The Money
RPG Role Playing Game
RSN Real Soon Now
RT Real Time
RTD Read The Documentation
RTFAQ Read The FAQ
RTI Real Time Interruption
RTM Read The Message/Manual
RTS Read The Screen
RTSM Read The Stupid Manua/Message
RUMF Are You Male Or Female?
RUMOF Are You Male Or Female?
RUOK Are You OK?
RWT Repeat Whole Thing
RYFM Read Your Fucking Manual
S Smile OR Sigh
S&N Smile And Nod
S/O Someone
S/TH Something
S2BX Soon To Be Ex
SASB Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SAYOR Speak At Your Own Risk
SB Smiles Back
SBB Stupid Beyond Belief
SBCN Sitting Behind The Computer Naked
SBID Shitty But It'll Do
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCSI System Can't See It
SDIHTT Someday I'll Have The Time
SEC Second
SED Said Enough Darling
SEG $#!* Eating Grin
SEP Somebody Else's Problem
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SF Science Fiction
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFSG So Far So Good
SFT Sorry For That
SGML Standardized General Markup Language
SH $#!* Happens
SHID Slaps Head In Disgust
$#!* Sure Happy It's Tuesday/Thursday
SHLH Sitting Here Laughing Hysterically
SHM $#!* Happens, Mate
SHTS Spit Hitting The Spam
SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIG Special Interest Group
SIIC See If I Care
SIIN Stuffed If I Know!
SIL Sister/Son In Law
SIMCA Sitting In My Chair Amused
SITD Still In The Dark
SIU Suck It Up
SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
SLIP Serial Line Internet Protocol
SMAO Showing My Ass Off
SMAR Suck My Ass Raw
SME Subject Matter Expert
SMO Serious Mode On
SMOF Secret Masters Of Fandom
SMOFF Serious Mode Off
SMOP Small Matter Of Programming
SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
S/N Serial Number
SN Serial Number
SNAC Sitting Naked At Computer
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNR Signal to Noise Ratio
SO Significant Other
SOB Son Of a Bitch
SOI Stink/Stunk On Ice
SOL $#!* Out Of Luck
SOP Standard Operating Procedure OR Stay Off the Pipe
SOS Same Old $#!*, Same Old Story, Someone Special
SOSDD Same Old $#!* Different Day
SOSO Same Old, Same Old
SOT Short Of Time
SOTMG Short Of Time Must Go
SOVS Someone Very Special
SOW Speaking Of Which
SP sorry for bad SPelling
SPAM Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email
SS So Sleepy OR Smiling Sweetly
SSB Smiling Sweetly Back
SSDD Same Stuff/$#!*, Different Day
SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA Subject Says It All
ST So There
STBY Sucks To Be You
ST-DS9 Star Trek, Deep Space 9
STS So To Speak
ST-TNG Star Trek, The Next Generation
ST-TOS Star Trek, The Original Series
ST-VOY Star Trek, Voyager
STW Search The Web
SUCDIC Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUNOILTY Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
SUYP Shut Up You Pervert
SW Software, Starwars, Says Who, So What
SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web?
SWL Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SW-SE Star Wars Special Edition
SWYP So What's Your Problem?
SYDWBY See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya
SYIC See You In Cyberspace
SYITFP See You In The Funny Pages
SYL See You Later
SYS See You Soon
SYSOP System Operator
SYT See You Tonight OR Sweet Young Thing
TA Thanks Again
TADT They All Do That
TAF That's All, Folks!
TAFN That's All For Now
TAFT That's A Frightening Thought
TAM Tenner A Month
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TBC To Be Continued
TBDL To Be Discussed Later
TBDML To Be Discussed Much Later
TBE To Be Expected
TBH To Be Honest
TBNT Thanks But No Thanks
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TC Telephone Call OR Take Care
TCB Taking Care Of Business OR Trouble Came Back
TCBY Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll
TCD The Cat's Dead
TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
TDD The Dog's Dead
TDM Too *&^% Many
TE The End
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS That's For *&^% Sure!
TFN Thanks For Nothing
TFTT Thanks For The Tip/Thought
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally
TGFTCL Thank God For The Chat Line
TGIF Thank God It's Friday
TGTF Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
THHGTTG The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
THNX Thanks
THO Titty Hard On
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIATLG Truly, I Am The Living God
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TIE Take It Easy
TILII Tell It Like It Is
TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC There Is No Cabal
TINSTAAFL There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TIP To Insure Promptness
TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TLA Three-Letter Acronym
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLG The Living God
TLTB Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
TM Trust Me, Tomorrow
TMI Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU The More I Know, The Less I Understand
TMSHTF Too Much $#!* Hit The Fan
TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMTOWTDT There's More Than One Way To Do This
TN Telnet
TNOTB The Number Of The Beast
TNOTVS There's Nothing On TV So
TNSO Temptingly Naked Significant Other
TNT Till Next Time
TNTC Too Numerous To Count
TNX Thanks
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOY Thinking Of You
TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS This Program Sucks
TPSS This Program Sucks Severely
TPTB The Powers That Be
TQM Total Quality Management
TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS Tough $#!*
TSIA Title Says It All
TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut
TSOHF Total Sense Of Humor Failure
TSR Terminate And Stay Resident Program OR Totally Stupid Rules
TT Take That
TTA This Time Around
TTBE That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N That's The Lot For Now
TTLFN That's The Lot For Now
TTM To The Moderator
TTS Tiny Tit Syndrome
TTTH Talk To The Hand
TTUL Talk To You Later
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon
TTYS Talk To You Soon
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
TUFD The User File Died
TVM Thanks Very Much
TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name
TWIMC To Whom It May Concern
TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TWYAS That's What You All Say
TWYT That's What You Think
TX Thanks
TY Thank You
TYCLO Turn Your Caps Lock Off
TYLE Took You Long Enough
TYP Thank You Partner
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U You
U/L Upload
U2 You Too
UAE Unrecoverable Application Error
UBD User Brain Damage
UCCOM You Can Count On Me
UCE Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
UDS Ugly Domestic Scene
UIAM Unless I Am Mistaken
UL Upload
UNA Use No Acronyms
UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants
UOK Are You Okay?
UOM You Owe Me
UOM$ You Owe Me Money
UPGS Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
UR You Are OR Your
URL Uniform Resource Locator
URLCM You Are Welcome
USAFU Un-Serviceable, All Fucked Up
USU Usually
UTC Under The Counter
UTSL Use The Source, Luke
UTT Under The Table
VBEG Very Big Evil Grin
VBG Very Big Grin
VBS Very Big Smile
VBSEG Very Big $#!* Eating Grin
VC Virtual Community
VEG Very Evil Grin
VES Very Evil Smile
VETLA Very Enhanced TLA
VFM Value For Money
VH Virtual Hug
VLSTGLOI Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice
VPH Visible Panty Line
VR Virtual Reality
VT Virtual Time
VWD Very Well Done
VWG Very Wicked Grin
VWS Very Wicked Smile
W Wink OR Whatever
W/ With
W/E Whatever
W/O Without
W8 Wait
W8ING Waiting
WAB What A Bummer OR What, Another Bill
WAC What A Crock
WAD Without A Doubt
WADR With All Due Respect
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAF Wife Acceptance Factor
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WALOC What A Load Of Crap
WAM Wait A Minute
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids Staring At Me?
WAN Wide Area Network
WAUF Where Are You From?
WB Write Back OR Welcome Back
WBASAP Write Back As Soon As Possible
WBMBF Wanna Be My Boy Friend
WBMGF Wanna Be My Girl Friend
WBS Write Back Soon
WCAGA What Comes Around, Goes Around
WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
WD Well Done
WDO Well Done Opponents
WDOI Wouldn't Dream Of It
WDYC Who Do I Call
WDYLL What Do You Look Like?
WDYM What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?
WDYT What Do You Mean
WDYW What Do You Want?
WE Whatever
WFHIT What Fresh Hell Is This?
WFM Works For Me
WG Wicked Grin
WGACA What Goes Around Comes Around
WGAS Who Gives A $#!*
WGBTY Will Get Back To You
WGTG Well, Got To Go
WH What's Happening
WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI Would It Be Nice If
WIBNIF Wouldn't If Be Nice If
WIIFM What's In It For Me
WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing
WINDOWS Microsoft Operating System
WISP Winning Is So Pleasurable
WIYGW Write If You Get Work
WLYK Will Let You Know
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOB Waste Of Bandwidth
WOCAB Who, Of Course, Are Bastards
WOE Way Of Eating OR World Of Entertainment
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOL Way Of Life, Wake-On-LAN, Win Or Lose
WOLF Witless One Line Follow-up
WOM Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WOWF Witless One Word Follow-up
WRATGAS Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit
WRT With Respect To OR With Regard To
WRU Who Are You
WSD Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
WSLS Win Some, Lose Some
WT Without Thinking
WTTC Welcome To The Club
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WTY Waving To You
WU What's Up?
WWW World Wide Web
WWYL When Will You Learn
WYGIWYAF What You Get Is What You Asked For
WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYMOWS Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap!
WYP What's Your Point?
WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIOSALLLWYMG What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get
WYSIWYD What You See Is What You Deserve
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humor?
WYTTIWTK What You Tell Them Is What They Know
WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
XYL Ex Young Lady
XYZ Examine Your Zipper
Y Why
Y2K Year 2000
Y3 Yada Yada Yada
YAA Yet Another Acronym
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YABSA Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
YAC Are You Available To Chat?
YADS Yet Another Dos Shell
YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It
YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAP Yet Another Ploy
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YBTMFML You Belong To Me Forever My Love
YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down!
YCLIU You Can Look It Up
YD Yesterday OR You're Dead
YFTR Yust For That Reason
YG Young Gentleman
YGLT You're Gonna Love This
YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding
YGTBSM You've Got To Be *&^%ting Me!
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
YHBM You Have Bin Mail
YHBT You Have Been Trolled
YHBW You Have Been Warned
YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem
YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad!
YHGMTPO You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of
YHL You Have Lost
YHM You Have Mail
YHMOAU You Have Messed One Acronym Up
YHTBT You Had To Be There
YIB Yeah, I'll Bet
YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When
YKYB You Know You've Been
YKYBOTLW You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When
YL Young Lady
YM You Mean OR Young Man
YMMD You Made My Day
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YOYO You're On Your Own
YR Yeah Right
YS You Suck
YSS You Suck Severely
YTM You The Man
YW You're Welcome
YWHOL Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud
YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some
YYY Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
ZA Zero Administration